Geremsha

Real legend , most handsome

Geremsha

by Geremsha November 23, 2021

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021

German noodle leash

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.

My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022

German waterfall

German waterfall is when a morbidly obesed man pisses into the air and into his belly button and the pee streams on his roles like a waterfall into two girls mouth.

Morbidly obese man pulls out weiner and pees into his belly button
Very skinny girl one/ IS THAT PISSES?!🤢
Skinny girl 2/mmmmmm yummy 🤤
Morbidly obese guy/it's called a German waterfall

by Bigsops April 1, 2022

German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.

Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.

by Lilwaffle98 April 3, 2022

germainus

germainus is my very (un)cool table partner.

"UGH I cannot believe I have to sit next to germainus"
"Did you just 'UGH' in real life"

by ppmaika April 22, 2022