get my axle greased

getting your dick sucked.

Hey Man, I'm about to go get my axle greased. You up for it?

by RichardPetty October 24, 2008

afro grease

The grease applied, usually liberally, and usually to nappy hair. can also be used for people with non-nappy hair that wish to look greasy and cheap (see hooker).

KFC is venturing into the afro grease industry, using old grease and selling it for a buck fitty for a half pound.

by Lennox Duncan January 5, 2006

snail grease

When your done fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out. Poop oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes

After I got done fucking Tina in the ass you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed.

Did you see Mary's underware, I know she takes it in the ass. I mean look at that snail grease trail?

by Tom and Brian December 25, 2007

Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

greasebox

just another dirty word for vagina

last night i took this chick home with me and put my penis in her greasebox

by alotta fagina January 31, 2005

greaky

a term used in place of freaky when something is more than a little disturbing, scary, and gross

Having a pschycopath for a husband is very greaky.

by billy-jo October 28, 2006

giesa

an often urban male with a large penis, drug habbits, and a true addiction to internet pornography.

kid: hey, stan wont put his penis away, stop smoking that crack, or stop looking at jenna jamison videos!
mark: your such a giesa!

by heystopsuckingmydick September 8, 2007