The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.
1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.
The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.
The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.