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have a grandy day!
grandy by grandyrich August 2, 2022
Garbys gran
Granby is cool
Granby by Dapoggster October 5, 2023

Chocolate Grannies 

Breasts, usually big and black ones.
Chocolate Grannies by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010

grannys tea towel holder 

grannys tea towel holder by Clive October 8, 2003
The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.
1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.
Granky by Crispoi March 8, 2009
The grandy is a highly deviant solo-sexual activity in which the (most commonly male) participant gives himself a handy after soaking his hand in water in order to develop wrinkles and simulate the tactile sensation of an old man or woman's hand.
The grandy can be used in conjunction with other common solo-sex acts committed mainly by men such as the stranger.
"I soaked my hands in my warm soapy tub for an hour in preperation for a kick-ass grandy."
Grandy by Panzerthrice October 13, 2008