by MikeD123 March 30, 2007
Get the Grand Haven mug.When you have gotten to third base with someone, and instead of loosing your V card to only them, you have a Threesome instead.
Hank: Yo man you will never guess what happened last night with Janet.
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
Jimmy: Did you finally get to home plate?
Hank: Even better, her sister was there and wanted in, so I got a grand slam!
Hank: word
by Daniel the Jewish Wordsmith July 2, 2008
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a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink
that garland is wasted
by chigger funk August 5, 2010
Get the Garland mug.A derivative of the Portugese Breakfast.
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
1. A man wraps his meat with bacon, creating a ba-condom.
2. He then cracks 4 eggs into the vag and stuffs his sausage roll in, giving it to her relentlessly. Now, depending on preference, he may choose to creampie, or pull out. If it's for her, creampie is recommended!
3. Drain half of this mixture into a bowl and half into a sizzling skillet. Unwrap the bacondom, toss it in the skillet as well.
4. Whisk the bowl mixture, creating a pancake consistency, then cook this in a separate skillet.
5. Once all 3 courses are prepared you can either put it on a nice plate and serve it to your lady, or you can go all out, throw that back on the vag and create the Ultimate Old King Clancey. Make sure to have lots of Maple Syrup.
6. Enjoy!
Guy1: Morning sex was great today. She wanted a portugese breakfast, but I was also hungry, so I suggested the Denny's Grand Slam.
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
Guy2: Dude, thats awesome, did you include the creampie?
Guy1: Yup
Guy2: Yer Effed buddy!!
Guy2: Old King Clancey Style?
Guy1: You know it!!
by Grundleheimer Schmidt February 23, 2011
Get the Denny's Grand Slam mug.by grandads girl LOL January 23, 2009
Get the Grandad mug.a loose French translation of "The Big Cheese"; also a character in the game International Ragnarok Online; a beastly force when they were a level 99 assassin, now as an assassin cross has wreaked havoc among the realms of World of Emperium. Lurks in the dark like a ninja, but will rip your face off like a pirate, so Le Grand Fromage is like a NINJA PIRATE! also, often referred to as "cheese" or "supa' cheese"
Le Grand Fromage is smelling bad today. Either he's been let out to sit in the sun, or he hasn't leveled enough today. Either way, he stinks.
by bigstuff17 February 18, 2007
Get the Le Grand Fromage mug.When you recently took a shit, and later on you start getting a itching feeling in your ass. The reason is, you didn't wipe all that shit up.
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