friendboi

When you're too unattractive and fugly to be a fuckboi, so you settle on being friend-zoned forever. Really wants to be a fuckboi, but it's not an option given what God gave you.

Sara: What about that guy Bobson right there? I know he's single and got money.

Jessica: Nah girl, that guy's a friendboi for life. I'm just gonna keep cuddling with my teddy bear at night.

by likekoala January 31, 2016

friend-brother

A friend who is consider a blood relative by the family. A friend who is closer than a best friend. Someone who knows you without even having to speak to you or ask you what's wrong. A friend who is there

Man Dametries is such a great friend-brother

by Friendbrother September 17, 2017

McGirl Friend

A girl that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to her, because she is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcgirl friend is so hot my wife would be pissed.

by MC JOEY January 5, 2011

De-friend

Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.

Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!

I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.

I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.

by caekn January 24, 2012

best friend-aversary

The celebration of your friendship with your best friend.

May 18th is Kay and Amber's best friend-aversary.

by Walter Elizabeth October 27, 2012

best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes

You don't compare to my best friend

by amaanna April 1, 2013

fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.

Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends

by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017