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Ford

One stupid guy who is sometimes funny. He thinks his legs are thick but the are the skinniest things ever
Person: wow that person has skinny legs
Other person: they must be a Ford
by Morgankwkwkwenej January 4, 2019
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Ford

Anyone who talks down about ford is stupid…they are the best trucks/cars ever made plus all y’all saying “found on the road dead” I have never and I mean never seen a ford on the road side “dead” if I ever did see a ford on the road side it was helping a Chevy or GMC get back up and running again 😂 also I saw someone say that they are shit because they rust…like hon it’s because they’re getting old and made from metal….my bfs ford ranger is 21 years old now and runs as smooth as butter never once had an issue with it and it beats any Chevy that try’s to “race” him
It’s ford how much better could it get?
by I like ford rangers:) September 29, 2022
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Ford

A vehicle that never runs and is needed to be pushed everywhere.

Found On Road Dead
Guy 1"I wonder how he stays in shape"
Guy 2"He drives a Ford"
by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014
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Ford

Adjective;
Pertaining to a transcendental belief on health, longevity, Power, Wealth, Vision, Drive, Pioneering spirit, efficiency, and out right Raw dog, Raho of doom energy!!
1) that persons got a Ford mentality
2) he’s a Ford Thinker
by Fonzerelli__ November 22, 2021
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Ford Fest

A group of teens from the suburbs of Minnesota. Oftentimes referred to as “the bods”. These hipsters crave the attention of women while be cast in the shadow of competing parties like “bamer” and “yomski”. All while perfecting the art of irony.
Bamer: Yo is ford fest going to the function?

Yomski: Yeah bro, let’s def not fucning show up.
by FordBodfranklegus June 21, 2022
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Ford

The slowest, stupidest, most expensive pice of shit money can buy. Someone who owns a Ford is likely stupid as all hell.
Dude one: I got a Ford
Dude two: ha gaaaay
Dude three: should have got a Chevy dumbass
by TheactualsmRtone January 17, 2016
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Ford

F(ast) O(verbuilt) R(oad) D(emon)

Fast Overbuilt Road Demon

Ford
Damn that 08 F-150 is haulin' ass must be that FORD 5.4l Screamin!
by Thiokol1 April 2, 2022
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