by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019
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Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.
by juulbreel March 18, 2020
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Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.
Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.
Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.
Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.
Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.
Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.
Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…
Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…
by swb_1990 May 17, 2023
Get the FORD Maverick mug.Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!
"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"
by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021
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Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation
by Jessejw October 6, 2020
Get the Ford courier mug.An American automaker that makes both very good and semi-good cars. For years Ford has dominated the truck market, selling F150s like a beast, and winning best heavy-duty and full-size pickup truck awards left and right. Their new Ecoboost technology makes all of their vehicles fun to drive, unlike stupid Japanese automakers who make ugly, slow, boring, ill-equipped and overpriced cars that drive, ride, and handle terribly... Ford's vehicles assembled in the USA are very good, mainly their pickup trucks. But the stupid Focus and Fiesta aren't built in America, and thus suck balls, with the exception of the Focus ST and RS.
Fat Redneck: My Dodge Cummins just blew its third tranny... I need a tow.
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
Ugly Fart who listens to too much country: I would come give you a tow, but my V8 truck doesn't tow very well and gets like -4 mpg.
Playa wit da F150: I gottchu Fat Redneck. My aluminum-bodied V6 F150 not only can tow more than any other truck in its class, but it gets good MPGs and will blow the doors off both your sorry trucks wit dat ECOBOOST TECH BOIII.
Fat Redneck and Ugly Fart: Shit, better sell these to a couple suckers and buy a FORD...
by nevabrokedown May 27, 2017
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