Football minute

A non-constant period of time ranging from 60 seconds to an hour

Man, she said she'd be ready in five minutes. More like five football minutes.

by pseudopsychonym September 12, 2014

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

footballing

When a girl wearing stockings gives you a footjob and you cum all over her feet and you lick the cum off of her feet and you pass it into her mouth by hooking up with her. It's a footjob plus a variation of snowballing.

I was footballing my girlfriend last night.

by StockingsFetishBoy March 5, 2005

Playing Football

Smoking Marijuana.

Wanna play some football?

by Jake May 21, 2004

football supporters

People who actually enjoy watching twenty five men run around a field of grass after an inflated pigs bladder.

Jill: Ooh this looks like a nice pub!
Jack: No no! This one is full of football supporters watching the Cap Final!

by Kerb December 1, 2004

blue footballs

(n) - When your football team brings you so close to victory, but fucks it up at the last minute.

"Oh man, I have blue footballs - the Vikings were playing so well, but they just lost it against the Saints."

by vikesfan January 25, 2010

Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.

Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.

by peter6666 October 5, 2006