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Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:
Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008
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belly flop

An exercise in which one sprints the length of a football field, dropping at the marked 5 yard intervals to to a push-up. Typically belly flops are assigned as a punitive measure.
Football coach - "Alright, since you clowned around so much during the game that we lost, you get to do belly flops right now until I get tired!"

football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."
by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003
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jewish cunt flaps

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.
by m lk October 10, 2008
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monkey flips

Yet another term for 'sex'
I just walked in on my roommate and his girl doin monkey flips in the middle of the floor!
by J.R. September 6, 2004
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flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.
Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.
by craig March 7, 2005
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Flop-top

The exact opposite of a boner.
That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.
by jokerface249 June 25, 2009
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flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.
"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."
by flonser4life October 31, 2011
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