Flondering

1) Pineapple.

2) The act of flonder.

3) To be what is not and do what isn't. In the context of civil engineering, it is the act of perversing society with an act of irritable capacit; a vile act. Pineapple.

4) To frolic amongst

Adan was flondering around when he got caught skipping class.

by Enzeru Akki December 2, 2011

Flower Top

The girl is standing with her legs spread and she smashes the guys face into her vagina in an aggressive manner.

He had a nice flower top after going down on her.

by Scottie 2 hootie January 14, 2016

floger

A dog with fur that feels like a floor

Charlie the lab is quite the floger

by Black forest ham February 5, 2018

Flower Bitch

The guy who delivers flowers to elders during the COVID-19 crisis.

Trevor is the flower bitch at the assisted living.

by Bcoll May 19, 2020

Flowercake

Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.

You're such flowercake man.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

pork flower

Someone that wears lots of makeup in spite of the fact it only draws attention to how ugly they really are.

*Points at girl*
"Check out that pork flower!"

by ratkid132 December 16, 2008

wilted flower

When a man originally has an erection, but after having an orgasm and ejaculating, their penis becomes soft and the erection gone.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019