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flicka

A horse.
Or someone who looks like a horse.
Look at Flicka over there, she needs to go back to her stable and get her horse teeth fixed. NAY!
by Lala DiPinasso November 22, 2006
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Guy Flick

A movie that would normally just interest dating women, but oddly it is attracting dating men too.
Brother, I thought that movie was a chick flick, but I kind of liked it, so we should call it a Guy Flick instead because dudes will like it too.
by chrisdoc January 7, 2011
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jic-n-flick

The process, after masturbation and ejaculation, of grasping the penis at or near the base, pulling the head towards the belly button, and abruptly forcing it forward. This results in the ejaculation flying off the penis and landing on whatever is a short distance away, which hopefully is just a floor.
Jic-n-flick saves time and is useful when no cleanup tools are available. It is not recommended, however, for people wearing expensive formal clothing, when near open food or drink, while in the same room as your sleeping grandfather, when in a room containing priceless artwork, or while performing open heart surgery.
by Pimpmaster Pete December 27, 2008
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flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly
That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.
by G-man February 10, 2004
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FLIC

The female version of FLID (Fucking Long Island Dick) which is the Debbie Gibson, gum chewing, big 80's hair, Nassau County Community College (AKA The 13th Grade) attending, nail-art wearing FLIC (Fucking Long Island Cunt) whose name is probably Lisa or Marie and has a horrible accent, attitude and uses foul language at the drop of a hat. AKA - the kind of chick a FLID preys upon at Malibu or The OBI. FLICs' are usually found in groups of 5 or more, so be careful.
Appropriate for any spoiled female that thinks her shit don't stink and lives like she was still in high school even though that was 6 years ago and has an attitude problem is most likely a FLIC.
by Z-man (a former FLID) March 4, 2007
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flaccidick

When you have a hard on but become unaroused by something unattractive, nasty, old, smelly, uncalled for, or when a parent walks in on sex with a girl friend, or sessions of masturbation. The penis becomes flaccid so quickly, its as if someone poured acid on it, and dissolved or shrunk it. When you are so turned off you can't get it up, the case is flaccidick.
1.Man last night my girl and i were having sex, and she queefed so loudly, I immediately went flaccidick. I wasn't horny any longer after that, I ended up playing video games the rest of the night.

2. During class i was so horny that i went to the bathroom to masturbate, but someone came into the bathroom and took a smelly shit, and it was hard to concentrate, so i went flaccidick.
by rcpthenemesis December 31, 2009
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flaccid

adj. when an individual is incredibly punished off the dab, juul, etc. A state of being flattened or shlumped due to drug use.
That last dab has me flaccid.
by cxnxr! May 7, 2018
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