Fasting

Restraining from food or beverages for an extended period of time, often associated with religion

"I have been fasting so I need to have 3 egg rolls"

by Official real definitions May 1, 2019

Suicidal Semen Fastball

Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.

" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."

by Krumm and Oblina October 19, 2010

Mo Fasta

More Faster. Ebonic term for saying 'let us achive a higher velocity'

"Yo Paul lets get this bitch goin Mo Fasta!"

by thegreatone259 September 18, 2005

fasteddie7

hugest bastard/ fag, cocky little SCAB who thinks hes hot shit when really hes nasty and no girl wants to look in his direction. massive SNAKE

"look at me im eddie, i put my face on facethejury.com but i forgot im a HUGE fag and really ugly...."

by eddiesthehugestfag July 22, 2003

Fastrack Wanker

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011

Fastity

Measurement of high speed

Woah that was fastity !

by Asia the great January 8, 2019

Fastidiot

Noun

One who is - at the same time - fastidious and idiotic. A Fastidiot will demonstrate a meticulous, sensitive, or even demanding attitude, paying great attention to even the most minute details, while concurrently displaying the idiotic tendencies of a person with a remarkably low intellect and with a poor (even horrendous) capacity for decision-making. Fastidiotic behavior is often demonstrated by individuals exhibiting signs of Stolevrusny.

My buddy Stole is the biggest Fastidiot on the planet. He is a highly-successful professional, he eats healthy and stays super-fit. His car, home and office are all meticulously clean and people joke that he lives an almost monastic existence. And then, every f-ing weekend the guy takes some insane off-ramp straight into the abyss, making decisions as if he is a homeless guy living on the street with no consequences for his actions.

by Dr. Gibberish January 1, 2023