A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"
"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009
Get the Carload of Fartsmug. When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
Get the Assassination Fartmug. by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
Get the cheeto fartmug. When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.
This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
Get the fart linkingmug. someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
by fujilet January 5, 2008
Get the Dumb Fartmug. When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....
by Leemoons August 10, 2017
Get the fart in a skilletmug. The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.
The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
by wronginthehead August 13, 2009
Get the Love fartmug.