Ford Dodge

A car many people own but 98% of the dodges you see are either being sheltered in or are trashed as fuck.

Han: Hey I have a ford dodge.
Henos: Poor ass

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 24, 2022

Ford

only speaks in quack

The word Ford is a person who can only quack quack

by Lit_Tomato December 12, 2019

Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Nathaniel ford

Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later

n: I love someone else

by Therealsmartass October 30, 2023

Ford Mustang

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!

"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"

by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

FORD Maverick

The Ultimate Off Road 4x4.
Not only is this a beast of a rig, but whoever is fortunate enough to own one is a Maverick themselves.

Typically used for helping Toyotas out of bog holes.

Especially, FJ Cruisers, Land Cruisers and 80 series.

Troy: Hey you have a Maverick, can you help me out of this bog hole.

Jon: Hey, my cruisers tail gate is broken, but your Ford Maverick is still going strong. I knew I should have upgraded when I had the chance…

by swb_1990 May 17, 2023

Ford courier

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation

Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial

by Jessejw October 6, 2020