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February 27 

Throw it back day also if you were born on this day your bomb at throwing it back.
It's February 27 you should throw it back.
February 27 by mydadaquaman February 26, 2020

February 28 

February 28, ass grab time. 🍑
February 28 by KysUDickHead February 27, 2020

February 20th 

You kiss a damn lesbian on February 20th

February 10 

National appreciate your bf/gf day.
February 10 is the day where you can appreciate your bf/gf and do whatever u want to do to them to make them happy.
Tommy: Hey gurl, its february 10th!
Brittney: Wym, its just a day...
Tommy: NO? ITS NATIONAL APPRECIATE YOUR GF/BF DAY!
February 10 by ur mom 2.0 February 7, 2021

February 9 

Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day. Cuz y'know you're a lil sh*t.
Bob: It's February 9. It's my birthday.

Robert (in the reflection replies): No it's not your birthday. It's Dunk-Your-Head-Into-The-Toilet-Bowl Day you lil sh*t.
February 9 by hoebert October 15, 2019

February 15 

The unofficial national maids day. It’s when the maids frebreeze a room that smelled like sex and have to clean hotel sheets.
Maid: bleh, I hate February 15. Why do these people keep humping like rabbits?

Maid 2: someone left their lube here. I’m taking this home for my man

Maid: we know you two fuck.

Maid 2: yeah but imma freak in the sheets.
February 15 by Bawston69 August 17, 2019