fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

by Bloomfield13 October 3, 2008

fart parade

a "parade" of farts. must consist of at least 6 or more farts.

you're sitting at the table and you fart consistently 6 or more times and you say "that was a nice fart parade." kind of like a pfft toot pfft pffft toot toot

by Lax mom to 3 February 24, 2009

Fart Steak

Adjective. Occurs when you cut a fart, but instead shit yourself. Similar to a "Shart", however, a fart steak has a definite form.

I'd love to walk over and see you from my present location, but I just made a fart steak in my pants.

by Kah-Kah Bum May 20, 2009

Fart Flops

Gardening clogs that make fart sounds when you walk.

Let me change my shoes before we go shopping. I CAN'T wear my fart flops in public, people will think I have a digestive disorder!

by gooseontheloose September 3, 2009

maximum fart capacity

The maximum number of farts that a couch can hold before the farts trapped inside begin to leach out after sitting down. Also known as "fart saturation".

Did you just fart? No, the couch just reached its maximum fart capacity.

by Kyle5 December 25, 2009

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

When a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the most loudest fart ever.

"Hes about to turn into a fat asshole farting toxic person!"
"What the fu-"

by sawcon123 February 8, 2022

Farting Through Fecal

1)When one rips ass and is holding back a shit.

2)When one releases anal bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order.

3) The second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart.

We were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, it was lethal.

Dude go take a shit you're FTF'ing

by Cent2Crew March 28, 2009