es (edwards syndrome)

es is where a young person, typically a lad is going through hormonal changes and becomes very aggressive incredibly violent and ‘hulks out’ for no reason.

it is usually a temporary condition however it can get progressively worse through teenage years

me- hi, how are you
someone suffering with es (edwards syndrome) - ARGHHHH FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT ARGHHH

oh i reckon he has ES

by khushianddilarax March 28, 2019

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

Edward

A guy who will enter your life sneakily and make you the happiest person alive. Edward is handsome, sweet, cute and loyal. Edward makes a great boyfriend and has a great sence of humour. Edward Is easy to get along with but isn't a great people person unless you have really got to know him. He has a great personality and is one of the best guys you will ever meet. Edward has a lot of love in his heart and it only goes to the most important people in his life. Edward is a great kisser and he treats he's girlfriend like a princess and as if she deserved the world no matter what happens he would love her.

Everyone needs an edward

I love you edward xx
Mollie xxxx

by Princess mops December 1, 2019

edward

edward means a creature that has a weird beard on a guardian. so it means a bearded bear bearing a bearded edward

edward is gay
edward is not gay

by Davie504 is da best slapperrrr December 10, 2019

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019

Edward Cullen

The cutest fucking vampire ever

Twilight (Edward Cullen)

by Don’tTalkToMe May 18, 2019

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019