Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward the maneating train

A Roblox Rip-off of Charles the Choo choo train

“Charles the choo choo train is a good game”

“You mean Edward the maneating train?”

“F*** you”

by A person who likes explaining December 30, 2022

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

Edward

Name of my friend

Edward is my friend

by WickedPlaya January 21, 2022

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward Elric

The main character in fullmetal alchemist

Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist

by Hange Zoë March 3, 2021