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Jenny Crack Diet

You seen Paula lately? Damn, she done got skinny, she been on dat Jenny Crack diet.
by Yahslily August 31, 2015
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Plant-based diet

A diet consisting primarily of plant foods with few or no animal products. Not to be confused with being vegan, though vegans do eat a 100% plant-based diet.
My doctor suggested I eat a plant-based diet to avoid another heart-attack. Told him I'll do no such thing: never ate vegetables, never will.
by VeganBastard October 7, 2016
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dried pineapple

When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007
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Atkins Diet

A diet that greatly restricts carbohydrates, including pasta, and is illegal throughout Italy. Some residents of Firenze, Roma e Venezia (Florence, Rome and Venice) believe that promoting the Atkins diet anywhere in Italy should carry a mandatory prison sentence of ten years. And in parts of Sicily and Calabria, distributing pro-Atkins Diet propaganda can result in getting whacked.
American tourist entering a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “I’m on the Atkins diet. What do you have for me?”

Roman waiter: “Mamma mia! Che vergogna! La dieta di Atkins non e legale in Italia, signore.” (“Mamma mia! What a disgrace! The Atkins diet is illegal in Italy, sir.”)

American tourist leaving a ristorante near Termini Train Station in Rome: “From now on, I’m only eating at McDonald’s.”
by Sir Bullwhip July 18, 2009
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Man-fatkins diet

A strict diet consisting solely of protein designed to quickly loose those excess pounds. This version swaps tasty steaks for clammy man juice.
"No way, Dave. I'm not sticking that in my mouth again! Now let me out, I'm starving!"

"Shut the fuck up, Posh. You know you're on a man-fatkins diet! Now swallow my load and stop being a whiny bitch"
by Burro's Dead Nan August 16, 2007
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flip flop diet

Licking the soles of your flip flops on your last day of holidays as a way to make yourself violently ill; ultimately with the aim of losing the pounds you've put on from lazing away while on leave.
"Have you seen Selma since she came back from Thailand? She's looking trim!"

"Yes, I heard she went on a flip flop diet."
by Moose eater July 13, 2009
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Cyber diet

Feeling as if you've eaten a big meal after watching cooking programs.
I was so hungry earlier, but I've watched Jamie Oliver cook that BBQ and easy-as DIY pumpkin pie for the past 5 hours, now i'm exhausted and full. That cyber diet is a killer.
by Leah Hall February 11, 2008
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