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marshmallow dream

A nocturnal event similer to a wet dream wherein the subject usually wakes to discover a drool covered pillow or, in extreme cases, a shredded pillow. The subject often describes dreams of eating marshmallows or other puffy white objects. Known causes of marshmallow dreams are:

Not eating enough before bed.
Eating too much before bed.
Eating strange things before bed. Example: Chili, Bratwurst and peach pie.
Repressed food fetish.
Psychological disorders.

Unless the occurence of such dreams becomes frequent though, there is no cause for alarm.
Guy: Wierd, last night I dreamt I was eating a giant cotton candy sheep, youknow like in charlie and the chocolate factory, then when I woke up my pillow was soaking wet with drool.

Girl: Well, if you'd eat something before you got to bed, you wouldn't have marshmallow dreams.
by Wolf89 November 26, 2007
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mexican dream

my mexican dream came true I now work for California DMV. downside: I need to get up by 7 am and work 8 hours checking tail pipes for smog check. My first day the boss was mad at me for trying to sniff his tail pipe.
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Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.
I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.
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Dream Stan

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Mine Dream Stan Essay was too long so I put it on there
Random Guy on Twitter: //nsfw, abduction if tommy ever gets doxxed I'm legitmately going to go to his house and kidnap him while he's sleeping, the thought of him struggling in my arms is so fucking arousing i cant explain it

Everyone with an actual fucking brain: Visible Disgust at Dream Stan
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Drunken Dreams

The dreams you have when you go to sleep under the influence of alcohol. Usually very strange dreams which you do not remember when you wake up.
Ryan remembers many of his drunken dreams. One he had was of a giant piece of corned beef chasing him down the road.
by Silver Snake December 15, 2008
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dream cheat

when one person dreams, or daydreams, of being with another person, other than the person they are currently with.
SLOAN - Who is this?

BAS - The man of your dreams.

SLOAN - Oh my God! Johnny Depp?

BAS - Ugh, no. The other man of your dreams.

SLOAN - Julio Iglesias?

BAS - No, not Julio either. Guess again.

SLOAN - Brett Favre?

BAS - Damn Sloan! You’re such a dream cheat!
by dahuiboy December 9, 2007
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Living the Dream

This is a mindset that usually comes during a lengthy, alcohol and drug fueled break directly after a period of nonstop commitments.
Guy 1) Damn, I can't wait for these exams to be over!

Guy 2) I know right? We've got 4 ounces of weed, 2 half gallons of rum and 4 fifths of whiskey to get us through the month.

Guy 1) We'll wake and bake every morning! Just Living the Dream
by Cap Pohlman December 2, 2010
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