Dobin

1. The coolest frackin' Jewish / Russian name, EVER.

2. The coolest anchor baby, ever.

3. My balls.

1. 'I wish I was a Dobin!'

2. 'I'm gonna need to have a Dobin when I move to America.'

3. 'Lick my Dobin.'

by Liz da Joo :] January 23, 2009

doing physics

Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.

Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."

by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009

Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

by Psychological. June 11, 2010

Doing a Colleen

Doing a Colleen, is when you do something so dumb that its unexplainable. Its the exact feeling you get when you want to shake your head at your dumb friends comment

We all have that one friend who is so uncoordinated, and not the brightest but we love them anyway...

Ffs, youre doing a colleen

by ohclean February 4, 2019

Doing a sebastian

When you snitch on the squad, to Luke this is called doing a sebastian

Snitchy,bitchy
Doing a sebastian

by rcc September 12, 2019

Doing nothing

When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.

by LemonCar [oof] March 23, 2020

oinky-doinky

Poorly made, usually in reference to something done by an unqualified person.

The client had their IT Department put together an oinky-doinky hack job of a web site, instead of hiring us.

by Andy Wright June 11, 2006