putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

donkey fucker

To Joe Quesada.

Joe Quesada is a donkey fucker

by Bill Jemas January 27, 2004

Doing the donkey

Slang for female masturbation

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!

by ABearsTail September 5, 2005

donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

by falcon4 is a douche July 23, 2008

donkeywaffle

A random word that Max Hartman made up while he was high.
A belgian waffle in the shape of a horse.

"Wow, I am so high. I think I'll go on urbandictionary.com for no reason and make up a word."
"Want a donkeywaffle for breakfast?

by Rix January 1, 2005

donkey

Used towards a male: he got a big cock
Used towards a female: she got a big ass

towards male: damn that nigga is hung like a donkey nahmean
towards female: damn look at that girl she got a DONKEY (aka badunkadunk, wagon, booty)

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore July 20, 2007