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Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.
by Gee Twat December 30, 2009
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Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.
Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!
by ireallylovepretzels November 9, 2020
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Dominatruck

Like "Punch buggy insert color," Dominatrucks is another car game. When a truck is spotted, yell "DOMINATRUCKS" and then dominate the person of your choice in the car. Be careful if the only person is the driver, you may wait until after you get out of the car to claim your "Dominatruck".
"DOMINATRUCK red!"
by Mistress Thorn March 15, 2010
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dominerdtrix

(noun) Someone who constantly corrects other people's spelling and grammar.
My girlfriend is such a dominerdtrix. She's always checking my spelling or giving me grammar pointers.
by shpilkes April 23, 2011
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Dominant Arm Position

n The state of having control over a shared armrest, such as on a plane or in a movie theater
Guy 1: "Dude, I'm so uncomfortable. Stop hogging the armrest."

Guy 2: "That's not my fault. You should have established a dominant arm position when you sat down."
by meh25 July 20, 2011
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Demainstreamization

When a guitar player starts playing and his musical tastes grow with his musical prowess starting with nickleback and power chords and ending playing diminished arpeggios and listening to technical death metal
when Demainstreamization occurs a guitarist will stop listening to mainstream garbage like nickleback and be able to understand the complex guitar riffs of necrophagist or the unintelligible lyrics of dying fetus
by allahofmetal September 26, 2011
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Domin-over

The mini hangover you get after having Dominos pizza.
guy: Dude, that pizza was so good while i was eating it but now i'm suffering the dreaded domin-over!!
by CrimsonArrow July 22, 2012
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