dykeotomy

When a lesbian is torn between two girlfriends.

Julia's lovelife is a dykeotomy; She has great conversations with Lucy, but the sex is better with Renata.

by Shpilkes December 18, 2012

dominerdtrix

(noun) Someone who constantly corrects other people's spelling and grammar.

My girlfriend is such a dominerdtrix. She's always checking my spelling or giving me grammar pointers.

by shpilkes April 23, 2011

narcolunchy

Sudden daytime sleep attacks that occur right after lunch.

After eating that huge burrito, I zoned off into narcolunchy.

by Shpilkes January 13, 2010