Definitions by shpilkes

dykeotomy

When a lesbian is torn between two girlfriends.

Julia's lovelife is a dykeotomy; She has great conversations with Lucy, but the sex is better with Renata.

dykeotomy by Shpilkes December 18, 2012

dominerdtrix 

(noun) Someone who constantly corrects other people's spelling and grammar.

My girlfriend is such a dominerdtrix. She's always checking my spelling or giving me grammar pointers.

dominerdtrix by shpilkes April 23, 2011

narcolunchy 

Sudden daytime sleep attacks that occur right after lunch.

After eating that huge burrito, I zoned off into narcolunchy.

narcolunchy by Shpilkes January 13, 2010