Dirty dick syndrome

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Dirty Cooze

A term used to describe someone who constantly does unthoughtful and rude things or is just an overall terrible person.

Nick: “Did our Professor seriously assign an essay over spring break?”

Nolan: “Yeah man what do you expect the guy is such a dirty cooze.”

by The_short_fisherman November 21, 2018

Dirty Lorraine

When a fish and chip shop server is secretly receiving cunnilingus while serving food to the public.

I was in the chippy last night when a reflection in a stainless steel cupboard revealed the server was doing a Dirty Lorraine.

by MB63 November 28, 2018

Dirtbed

The place one goes to take a dirtnap.

Sure hope my dirtbed is pretty good when I go to take my dirtnap! I want to be comfortable even when I'm dead.
I'm squmping so much, I just want to go lay down in my dirtbed.

by Blumpette December 14, 2018

Dirty Parag

The act in which an individual masturbates into their enemy’s shoe so that the person will have to walk around in a cummy shoe all day.

He banged my sister so I gave him a Dirty Parag.

by Motherdickbutt February 12, 2019

Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.

Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.

by imsquarehead May 17, 2019

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019