December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 07, 2021

December 25

kill santa

yeeetttt december 25

by lolololololololololol123456789 December 17, 2021

December 2nd

December 2nd is when everyone will stay home from school!!! DON’T GO TO SCHOOL KIDS

Kaitlyn: Hey Lillian are you going to school tomorrow?
Lillian: No it’s December 2nd

by kravecereal October 29, 2019

December 19th

National Big PP Day, celebrate the chads who have at least a 6 inch flaccid PP and at least and 8.5 erect...

Guy 1: Dude is ur PP 6 inches flaccid?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Cause it's December 19th!
Guy 2: Well shit!
Guy 1: Mines 8 Flaccid and 11 erect so I'm celebrating.
Guy 2: Lucky...*cris in tiny pp*

by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020

December 11

National slap boys day since they always wanna slap use we do what we want tomorrow

Boy:
slap me then !!

Me: December 11!ok come on it national slap boys day and you can’t do nothing

by Nickiiiidabarbieeee December 11, 2019

December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

by Me >:) December 07, 2021

December 9

National kiss your girlfriend

You:hey it's December 9 so you know what that means (then kiss her)

by Yagirljade November 18, 2019