Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

Blue Curtained

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

by the no h December 3, 2018

Curtain Call

A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."

*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*

by lesbianzrule November 1, 2023

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 29, 2021

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills

The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013