conch

when 1 person fucks the other up the ass while also giving them head.

When Mike was about to blow his load, Jon decided to conch him so he could get Mike's jiz in his mouth.

by rire October 1, 2006

conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"

The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!

by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009

Chunch Warming

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.

Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps

by Lawreee March 13, 2011

conche face

having a pussy-like face and being directively singled out by it after an epic fail.

robert shot himself in the foot. he is a conche face.

by conche face 67 May 15, 2011

Crunch Berry

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.

Dude 1: Dude! She's a total crunch berry!
Dude 2: Dude, I know. She totally crunch berried me.

by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011

Clunch

A word invented by Jesse Ridgway (aka McJuggerNuggets) that can be used in a variety of ways.

"Did you see that shit? It was so clunch."

"I clunched my girlfriend last night."
"Don't try to clunch me."

by OwnageCubed July 25, 2017

Credit Crunch!

A term used to justify certain otherwise annoying or illegal activities that could have been, (but probably arn't), bought about by the credit crunch.

When squeezing onto the end of the bar seats "Oi oi, come on! Move up - Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough seats because of credit crunch)

When caught urinating outside, said with a glance over the shoulder "Naah nevermind, Credit Crunch!"
(Not enough urinals because of credit crunch)

Caught with 7 people in your 2 door, after rolling down your windows, "Sorry Officer, Credit Crunch!"
(Only one car because of credit crunch)

Caught indecently exposing yourself outside, "Sorry officer, Credit Crunch!"
(No clothes because of credit crunch)

by PubTime! March 18, 2009