crunchy

The way hard core punkers from the days of yore tune their guitars to sound like... Not to mention loud, too...

Those hard core punks who are setting up to jam have a really crunchy guitar and drum combo, man...

by J. Michael Reiter June 3, 2007

Crunchtime

Adj- Refers to a poker player who relies on several different universes to make poker decesions that are usually wrong. In addition a player who likes to move chips around

Damm... That fool played just like crunchtime and called off all of his chips with a J 10 suited against AA because "I had a feeling"

by Siip it February 5, 2010

Crunching sticks

Playing a very intense game on the Nintendo 64. The term originated from the sound made by the joystick of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"That game of Super Smash Bros. was so intense! We were crunching sticks hard."

by Hippopotamus90 February 19, 2010

Crunchy White Boy

A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.

Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.

by SPC_Close24 March 16, 2011

Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

crunch

To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.

by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017