wv credit card

Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.

Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!

by jlujan69 April 15, 2020

street cred

Something that Tick has none of. NONE.

Tick wished he could someday have the level of street cred Roca had, but alas, he’s just a typical white guy that the people with street cred like to rip on.

by Broke Roca February 7, 2021

peg cred

the credit a man can receive can getting pegged in the rear cheeks

My bother Jamal got me some Peg Cred last night.

by Woodland Montero February 23, 2021

Mushroom Credit

Taking credit for something you didn't do that naturally occurred.

🧑"See that mushroom that's in my backyard? I grew that."

👩"I think it grew overnight and you are just taking mushroom credit."

by Kirby420 March 16, 2021

Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car

That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up

by Cobrakia June 22, 2021

zero cred

Zero Credibility, or a lack of respect afforded as a result of someone having no knowledge on a subject, or improperly applying knowledge.

You get zero cred for that professional kitchen if you’re only using it to heat up frozen pizza !

by MsNYer July 25, 2021

Undue credit

Really all credit is undue credit, since nobody owes anybody anything, including credit or respect.

The one(s) claiming to make the familiar revolutionary is just another person/group of people that wants undue credit for making changes to something, even unwanted changes.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021