Crossing the Universe

v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.

An all too common instance of crossing the universe:

Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...

by MagicalMysterySewer August 31, 2009

Colossus of Scrodes

Named after the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World, a Colossus of Scrodes is a dirtbag. Somebody you don't necessarily hate or have contempt for, but somebody who has several antagonistic qualities that one may go so far as to admire.

Check out Colossus of Scrodes, using pick-up lines at a salon? That guy's an admirable dumbass.

by No, that other guy October 19, 2010

Cross Promo

A cheap product promotion inside another product promotion promoting the other product promotion's promotion while also promoting the product in question's product promotion.

"Chocolate Gloves."
"Chocolate HATS!" *CROSS PROMO!*

by Cartman Brah July 7, 2015

Cross-Legged

Crossed-Legged: To sit comfortably on school hall floor ‘crossed legged’ like a champ.

Remember back in the day, late 1970’s when everyone used to sit with their legs outstretched......well until that Gary kid invented crossing your legs!?

He use to sit there like a Cross-Legged legend. It’s no wonder the world has adopted this semi -casual sitting technique.

by #clueless August 17, 2020

Hot Cross Buns

The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.

I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.

by thekiddictionary February 11, 2017

Railroad Crossing

When two guys are spit roasting a girl, and they both pull out at the same time, get on opposite sides of her and wave their dicks up and down while yelling “ding, ding, ding!”

After a good train, Jennifer really likes to see a ceremonious railroad crossing.

by ATLdiggs May 26, 2018

Off da Cross

off the hook; surprisingly good; above average; ebonical term common within fundamentalist Christian ghettos.

"yo that serman was Off da cross today-ol boy was preachin on dat pulpit!"

by Krumpoholic January 2, 2008