Border Coon

A fella of Spanish decent who crosses the boarder illegally.

Oh look, it’s a border coon climbing the wall!

by RustyDog69 July 27, 2021

chrisy coon

a term to say to someone named chris to make them upset

you: chrisy coon
chris: aw

by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.

Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Bourbon Coon

An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.

Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

DC coon

An aggressive and dangerous black person in the Washington DC area. They prey on tourists- mugging, stealing, carjacking..assaulting them. They will try and intimidate the victim by being loud and speaking coon talk. They have bad intentions. And there’s very little repercussions due to local political leader’s policies on crime.

While walking to the Jefferson Memorial, a group of DC coons threatened to shoot me if I didn’t give them my wallet.

by michael mooncricket III October 17, 2022

Caucasian Coon

Black but acts white

Jaqavius is such a Caucasian Coon

by Asiansmilf October 22, 2022

Snow Coon

Any indigenous person, Eskimo, etc., whose aboriginal homeland lies above the arctic circle.

What did you do with that old snowmobile of yours?

"I sold it to a snow coon for a hundred bucks."

by Chunkypuke October 4, 2023