College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.

Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college

by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011

College Weight

The weight a young man or woman gains in college due to excessive ingestion of beer, grain alcohol, and of course all the delicious snacks you eat when smoking marijuana.

It,s so great you could make it home from school for Christmas jimmy, looks like you've been partying you've put on a little college weight.

by Shang Tsung October 2, 2010

nassau college

what people say when they're embarrassed to say they go to nassau community college. see nassau community college for why people are embarrassed

i go to nassau college
where is that?
east garden city..
isn't that nassau community college?
yeah

by V$VP G!B October 2, 2014

ashbury college

ashbury college is a private school on the rich snobby side of ottawa you’d think everyone that goes to ashbury is filthy rich but unless you’re a boarder you’re probably average and just got a scholarship for anything, imagine a high school that gives out 10k basketball scholarships holy shit. if u don’t have a scholarship and u go to ashbury you probably live in the castle houses in manotick. if you go to ashbury and it isn’t one of the first things you talk about u lowkey try to act mad ghetto and try to avoid that ur parents spend 35k+ a year on ur grades 4-12 education

person: dude she’s smoking hot
other person: yeah man she goes to ashbury college
person: oh shit she’s never going to shutup about it

by anon6193629 August 20, 2019

College of Knowledge

College of knowledge is a perjorative term for a particular school in Sydney, Australia! A school call to arms regarding the more ridiculous facets of the school

Typical! The College of Knowledge at it again.

by Penske File May 24, 2018

gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.

Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life

by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016

Tamaki College

A small budget poor school in East Auckland, Glen Innes. One of the gayest schools ever, litterally anyone can make it in whether your a dumb ass or a ultra dumb fuck. Even most of the students there think that their own school is shit except the leaders house captins, etc. Full of hardknocks but always keep it stylaa. Just the school is boring af and poor and needs bill gates to give us a moneys

"Do you know a school called Tamaki College?"

"Yeah that budget ass school my mum went there"

by Someonefromtamaki October 21, 2019