When you get a BD to edge a GD which causes a universal blue and red nut to flood the streets of Chicago
by Not south side February 8, 2025

Chicago is a place where people drive horribly they don't have drive thru s. Most people are drunk when you get there. You drive over 1 hour just get where? CHICAGO
Chicago has beer
by Mushroom noodles July 10, 2023

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

The worst place to be if your looking to get sleep or anything like that. All of the people there have bags under their eyes.
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
The students there are either rich republican snobs that pay full price, or the weirdest and yet coolest faculty kid you've ever met. If you are in 6th grade as of 2024-2025 DO NOT COME HERE. ALL OF THE 6TH GRADERS ARE INSANE. The people you encounter are going to be one of these: 1. nice but the most obnoxious person you've EVER met 2. Incredibly mean and literally all of the ists, and phobics. 3. Beatlemanic 4. smart and insane 5. ridiculous amounts of theater kid 6. video game and war obsessed: failing everything (note: these may occur together in different patterns or alone)
Billy bobby fornire: "I love 80s music, speak German, and I read Dostoevsky for fun."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
King Robert the 3rd: "You must go to University of Chicago Labschool."
by fornire March 8, 2025

A Chicago line is where a group (5people +) sit in a circle and pass 2-4 blunts. It's something commonly done at parties, and can get you really high.
Person1: Yo, did ou get high in that Chicago line last night ?
Person2: Yeah, all 6 of us did. It was pretty dank.
Person2: Yeah, all 6 of us did. It was pretty dank.
by MouthyGal420420 June 18, 2016

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024
