by _.stendo May 30, 2022
Get the carlmug. Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
Get the Carlmug. At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
Get the Chainsaw Carlmug. by Qc1 September 7, 2013
Get the Carl-Woodwardingmug. Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Carl Supportmug. Carl that nigga
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is cool
by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021
Get the Carlmug. by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010
Get the carl townsendmug.