Canadian wedding dress

A particular form of attire worn by females that includes a denim skirt paired with a denim jacket. A denim shirt worn under the jacket is optional, but does not add any level of authenticity. Often described as the female version of the "Canadian tuxedo". Originated circa 1989.

See Becky's outfit when going to the mall in Roseanne episode: "House of Grown-ups". Darlene should have said: "You're going to wear your Canadian wedding dress to the mall? Don't you think you're a little over dressed?"

by Benji Barker January 27, 2007

Canadian Sasquatch

When you are fucking a girl against a wall, right before you ejaculate you drop her on the ground, step and ejaculate on her feet. Causing her to scream in pain and making her feet swell up like that of bigfoot.

Did you hear, Ted just gave Nancy a Canadian Sasquatch!

by GeneralIcecream April 10, 2010

canadians

If you fit these two criteria, you are a canadian...
1. Pronounce about "aboot", and turn every sentence into a question, eh?
2. Get involved in absolutely nothing having to do with war.

Us canadians don't know what this war is aboot, eh?

by I dont give out my name on the internet September 5, 2007

Canadian Kamikaze

The act of fisting a girl up the vagina, while simultaneously fisting her up the anus. While both hands are inside the female, the man interlocks his fingers, picks her up, and swings her over his head while screaming "CANADIAN KAMIKAZE!!"

Dan: Yo bro what did you do last night?
Trevor: Last night was pretty epic man, I don't think I'll ever recover.
Dan: Why bro, what happened?
Trevor: I met this chick named Maria and gave her the old Canadian Kamikaze.

by Pauly Unstoppable April 21, 2011

Canadian Backhoe

When you have buttsex with a chick and pull out and wipe your penis on her father

I fucked this chick last night, but couldn't finish off untill dad came in.I beat him down and gave him the Ol' Canadian Backhoe

by Crappy Diaper September 16, 2008

Canadian Air Mass

When you break wind and the sound comes out as "ehhhh"

I hear a rumbling in my tummy, I think I feel a Canadian Air Mass coming on

by RUSuuuuure123 June 16, 2009

Canadian PB&J

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.

He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!

by Shm00kin May 1, 2010