by David "CaptainNinja" Johnson August 18, 2004
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I didn't know if I was going to hurl or shart, but somehow I managed to California Kayak my way out of there with my dignity intact!
by Jason Lester September 2, 2011
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A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.
-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."
-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."
by crunchynutbutter November 21, 2011
Get the California Syndrome mug.State that claims to have happy cows, but is actually lying. Thinks it makes better cheese than Wisconsin.
by darkbluerabbit September 22, 2008
Get the california mug.A person that lives in California. Californians are typically pretentious and the stereotypes run deeper than most realize.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
They boast about being cultured for where they live but culture comes from outside of the U.S.. If you've traveled the world, I would love to hear what you've learned about other cultures.
Do not expect a Californian to hold the door for you (or even give it that little push); they will let it slam every time. If someone holds a door, ask them where they're from.
Californians are also very strict with rules and regulations. They take the little things far too seriously.
Similarly, Californians are not into dry humor. Perhaps that is because many of them have learned English as a second language.
Me: Hey man, so I asked this guy, "What time is it?" and he said he didn't know. It's a tough question.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
Californian: Actually, it's pretty easy. Maybe he didn't have a watch...
Me: Uh, yeah... Thanks for clearing that up for me.
by livedthereforawhileanditsucked June 4, 2011
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Hey! Your brother came over last night to give me the ol' Californian Cheesestick! All I have to say is that it was delicious!!
by NathanielHugsdongs December 29, 2010
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Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
by DefineTheWorld March 14, 2011
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