Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

leg curtains

Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain

Man that guy has on a pair of huge leg curtains

by Mrshuffnotpuff April 15, 2022

Meat Curtains

When a woman has such a large labia that they come out the sides of her underwear or bathing suit.

Dude, this chick has such big meat curtains, they were flapping in the wind!

by A-:)Dizzle August 29, 2021

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Curtain fun

Having sex behind a curtain while fully nude in broad daylight

1) Thomas: oh my god i just heard about curtain fun newt!!

Newt: oh cool lets go and try it!!

by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019

Curtain Pudding

Female version of smegma .

Everything was fine until I went downtown and got a face full of curtain pudding!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018