curtain crotch

When you pull baggy shorts up too high and the fabric over your crotch drapes like curtains.

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"

"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."

crotch curtains

by iamamazing125 March 14, 2016

roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020

Roman curtains

The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat

by Atom meatshaft D July 11, 2020

victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 04, 2013

Curtain Closers

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

by aatmochrisash July 02, 2010

Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 21, 2017

Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.

P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."

by Bud Swayze June 14, 2023