blatantly closeted

A gay Who is afraid to be gay and hide it from the world.

In front of his blatantly closeted uncle

by Herrold August 13, 2022

Moldy closet

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.

"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"

by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017

closet tugger

Someone with the compulsive need to tug-it in the closet. Maybe due to a tramatic event of being walked in upon while giving his reliable pair the 1-2 polish and shine, (he wears sandals). There’s no shame, just more mess and not as much wiggle room as your traditional shower has to offer.

“I myself, am a closet tugger, the doors provide a nice secure barrier from the outside world during me time, and my girlfriends fuzzy scarves drape just low enough to tickle the tip.

“Dave is such a closet tugger! Look, he’s wearing crocs!”

by DrGreenT December 20, 2018

Cuckold Closet

This is the place where a man of low self esteem resides. Often fantasizing about his wife having sex with another man and enjoying the verbal humiliation he recieves.

Mark is definitely in the cuckold closet. He saw other men touching up on his wife at the bar and he decided to watch in awe instead of standing up for himself

by MantiTeosGF January 26, 2024

common closet

The real translation of the norwegian word "Fellesskap". The popular term is "conjointly"

Norwegian person talking in english: Okay, we will do this task in common closet.

by fagermsquad123 November 7, 2017

Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.

"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."

by Henrey S March 24, 2024