perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

by bxhek April 8, 2016

child hentai

Hey child hentai is animated children fucking its the best

PEDO: I LUV ME SOME CHILD HENTAI

by Hitler69ingadog February 14, 2018

child soldiers

The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.

Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co

by warbell July 13, 2016

man child

when someone looks like a child but they have features of men such as a really deep voice

damn dharen, you're such a man child

by pantsisGREEN April 20, 2018

Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

Only child

Only children vary. They don't know what it is like to have a sibling and to have that bond. They also are not at all independent as they rely on their parents a lot more than a usual child. Only children are often more shy and reserved but are always very close to their parents. They are often very spoilt and know very little about life. They can sometimes find it hard to make friends as they sometimes lack in personality. They do, have a much nicer relationship with family, and are often kinder than usual children. They can have anger issues and tantrums sometimes though. They are less tough than some kids as they haven't been through the trauma normal kids have. They also don't have siblings to keep them in line so they often step over boundaries. If you are friends with an only child you must make sure they stay in line and make sure you are like the sibling they never had. They don't know what it's like to have siblings but are still jealous of those with siblings. They need someone like a sibling although their parents often try to be more like their bestie than their parent.

I would hate to be an only child.

by chocbabe October 9, 2021

Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008