calipigian

1. to have a nice butt
2. a person with nice peaches
3. a nice butt

Hey Amanda, you calipigian! *pokes*

I've been checking out Andrew's calipigian.. Its so perfect and pokable 8D

by jessicamikah~ July 3, 2008

Calling Hogs

To snore; relating to the sound someone makes when they snore in their sleep

Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.

Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.

by Chicks Dig Me September 11, 2009

Callege

The social side of College/Uni which excludes any form of real work or study. Said phonetically in a babied voice.

"You goin into callege, nah?" - Neil

"Ya, we go for scoops? - Steve

by hama November 3, 2010

California Piledriver

The sexual act of jumping off the roof of your 3 story apartment building during the act of 69ing your partner(s).

Optional- Whilst in the air, spin a full 360 degrees.

*at the hospital*
a- Bro what happened!?!
b-*full body cast* do not worry my brethren, i have done every thing in the world, including a California Piledriver, hence us being at the hospital.

by Trez774 February 24, 2011

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite May 21, 2011

California Stickies

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.

When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.

by daprofessor May 27, 2011

callum reeve

also known as another word for roast "chiken"

we just ate a callum reeve

by fat90210 October 27, 2011