Callege
The social side of College/Uni which excludes any form of real work or study. Said phonetically in a babied voice.
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A university where either you feel so homesick dat you "go E.T." at every chance ya get, or they let you make free telephone calls as a perk for attending.
Since inexpensive cell phones and budget usage-plans are da norm these days, da concept of a "callege" is not such a big deal anymore, since you can now "phone home" whenever you want, and for little or no cost, as well.
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Boston College
School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
Boston College by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016
College Board
A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money
college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
College Board by college board victim January 14, 2013
Tri-City College Prep
An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
Tri-City College Prep by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013
collegeboard
An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.
In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard
collegeboard by broskisauce December 28, 2010
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