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Callege

The social side of College/Uni which excludes any form of real work or study. Said phonetically in a babied voice.
"You goin into callege, nah?" - Neil

"Ya, we go for scoops? - Steve
by hama November 3, 2010
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callege

A university where either you feel so homesick dat you "go E.T." at every chance ya get, or they let you make free telephone calls as a perk for attending.
Since inexpensive cell phones and budget usage-plans are da norm these days, da concept of a "callege" is not such a big deal anymore, since you can now "phone home" whenever you want, and for little or no cost, as well.
by QuacksO November 13, 2023
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Boston College

School full of rich white kids who drink excessively on the weekends but put in work during the week. Most of them will either become doctors (or so they think), teachers, or accountants. Spend way too much time at the gym. Everyone acts like they're failing every class but a "failing" grade to them is actually a B. Not actually in Boston but fucking gorgeous campus. Amazing hockey team, shitty football and basketball teams. No engineering school which is weird, but all in all a top tier school with an annoyingly Catholic vibe.
Every top ten kid in my rich suburban Northeast high school who didn't get into an Ivy went to either University of Virginia or Boston College.
by Typerwithadrive November 29, 2016
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College Board

A greedy, monopolistic corporation that abuses and inflicts pain on students everywhere by writing their idea of college entrance exams and charging them a shitload of money for it. The most disgusting part of this is that the college board essentially profits off of the torture and abuse of these kids who are literally working themselves to death.
prostitute - a woman who sells sex for money

college board victim - a student who gives in to the sadistic abuse and demands of the college board in order to get a college education
by college board victim January 14, 2013
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Tri-City College Prep

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
by formerTCP'er February 7, 2013
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collegeboard

An adjective or noun used to signify greed, heartlessness, indifference, apathy, and a propensity to destroy dreams and preconceptions.

In context, can be synonymous with gold digger.
dude what a collegeboard
by broskisauce December 28, 2010
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Haywards Heath College

An "education" place in sus sex. Really it's a special needs school but they never tell you that.
Lol what! He goes to Haywards Heath College? I thought he passed his GCSEs
by ConnorCoutureSussyKid1 October 28, 2021
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