Caffhead

a caffeine addict.

possibly caffeine dependant, possibly into the energy boost.

I genuinely can’t believe this has only been added here this year, been used for years.

‘I had 4 cappuccinos at the café and 3 more when I got home’

You absolute caffhead

by fortnite biscuit July 9, 2021

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

Cafartic

A strong release of built up intestinal pressure, causing flatulence along with a strong sense of relief that you didn't just shit yourself.

The Taco Bell restroom is very cafartic.

by PsyBob August 3, 2021

Caffeine_wh0r3

Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie.

“I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.”

by RustySweeto August 6, 2021

Caffled

It's pembrokeshire slang for Tangled

I can't use that rope. It's Caffled

by SeaParrot September 11, 2021

caff up.

Consuming any drink with caffeine, energizing yourself, gathering energy from an outside source, waking the fuck up, rising to the occasion, pushing yourself to the max, etc.

Hey! caff up. We have work to do, let's goooooo!

We have a concert to be at!--caff up.

by caff up. September 26, 2021

Caffeinelibrium

when you're equilibrium is off due to lack of caffeine

I lost my balance cause of caffeinelibrium

by KRSG October 30, 2021