terd bird

A bird found in the earth's core. It is coated with blackish-white feathers and takes a dump every 22 seconds.

One day, I will dig down to the earth's core and eat me a terd bird.

by Jonny Livestrong February 6, 2005

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Big Bird

The source of all sesame chicken.

Big Bird is the source of all sesame chicken.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010

birds eye

this is a definition when a guy has fingered a girl birds eye fish fingers

guy" would u let me go south and give you a birds eye"
girl"YES"

by alxteen June 15, 2009

bumping birds

when two young at heart folks feel the need for some sexual healing.

I think mom and dad bumped birds last night.

by shawna donkey July 28, 2003

Fart Bird

When one wakes up to the sound of singing morning FARTS.

My husband woke me up this morning with his Fart Bird

by Nixdixieque March 2, 2009

bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."

by T Wade November 5, 2005