breakfast beer

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs

I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

Peemium Quality Beer

Beer that tastes yuck !!!!!

Person 1: This new pub down the street sucks.I paid 10 bucks to taste rat-pee in my beer

Person 2: Now thats what you call "Peemium Quality Beer"... LOL

by Sins Helixia January 12, 2011

Whatever floats your root beer

"I don't get it, but hey--whatever works for you."

Used to denote ambivalence toward another's choice of action/food/hobby/sexual partner.

See Whatever humps your camel, whatever floats your boat.

From the delicious invention of the root beer float, a scoop of ice cream placed into a frosty mug of Sprecher's best.

Two kids sit down in the cafeteria.

Ryan: Sweet! My mom packed me a peanutbutter & tunafish sandwhich for lunch!
Josh: *enjoying his pizza Lunchable* Whatever floats your root beer, dude.

by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005

pussy money weed and beer

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009

Beer Time

1: Keeping track of time based on the number of beers you have drank.

2: Time for a beer.

1: Have you seen John?

Yeah, he was right here like five beers ago.

2: What time is it?

Beer Time.

by Caemgen July 20, 2009

beer police

When your significant other (usually female) tries to control the amount of beer you and/or your buddy consume.

Likely to recruit other girlfriends/wives to adopt this tactic or "join their force".

"Hey Matt, looks like the girls got their badges on again...fuckin beer police"

by Langdon Algar October 30, 2013

Cold beer passer

Official title, usually for a young child, a girlfriend/spouse, or that lame nigga in the crew, whose sole purpose is to pass beer around to you and/or your friends. This title is highly exercised during games or when the guys are chillin at the crib.

She is my cold beer passer!

My lil boy takes great pride in his job as my cold beer passer.

Honey, don't get mad at me, you know you're my one and only...cold beer passer

by Banks3321 July 23, 2009