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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009
mugGet the Cause you touch yourself at night...mug.
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003
mugGet the because you touch yourself at nightmug.

mango go fuck yourself

An alcoholic beverage that contains orange-mango juice with smirnoff vodka
by Elenith December 13, 2008
mugGet the mango go fuck yourselfmug.
A perfect response for when another person is about to tell you a story of epic proportions or say something impressive.
Carmichael: Hey I had the most awkward thing happen to me last night, you won't believe it!
Ted: Did you go down on yourself?
Carmichael: 0_0
by Aerlamnias January 14, 2011
mugGet the did you go down on yourself?mug.
Have You Ever Wanted just to YEET yourself out of a window. Well April 15 will be the day you get to do!
"Hey man lets yeet our self out the window?" "Yeah is that today" National Yeet yourself out the window day go out thr window
by Lolboi771 April 14, 2019
mugGet the Yeet yourself out the window daymug.
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
by MarshallC February 25, 2022
mugGet the Russian warship... Go fuck yourselfmug.
One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.
Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!
by AndyAML July 30, 2003
mugGet the Because you touch yourself at night!mug.

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