switch bat

or bat switch. term used to describe a male who masturbates with the opposite hand in which they write with.
ie: right handed male who masturbates with his left hand or a left handed male who "bats" right.

I switch bat.
Did you know Jack switch bats?
Its easier to bat switch.
Wow, he bats switch?

by Disaster squad April 3, 2006

Tid-Bat

when someone is just trying to say tad-bit but messes up the vowels.

Ethan said, "I'm a tid-bat pissed right now." Then Ashley laughs, "It's a tad-bit, not a tid-bat."

by sugar pie honey bunch April 25, 2009

Pull Bat

Verb. A variation of the latin word "wingmanicus"

1. To help a brother out when some snap is on the line.
2. Taking the fat friend so your boy can get some sex in.
3. Employing tactics such as "I'll fuck the fat friend" or "Be a dick and make me look better" in order to secure either fellatio or sexual intercourse.

"I had pussy and vodka wrapped around my neck all night, and you guys couldn't pull bat!"

"Jessie really pulled bat during the Fellatio Bowl of 2010!"

by jlh1984 January 14, 2010

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Herped Bat Flaps

Noun

The unwashed hanging underarm skin of a morbidly obese person. Such an ailment has a tendency to form yeast deposits. If gone untreated, extra yeast deposits will occur.

"Spreading his arms wide, The Fatman's herped bat flaps spread his yeast spores to the populace.

by The Bakinnator January 19, 2014

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

dyke-bat

A term used to describe a bat-shit crazy lesbian.

"That dyke-bat came at me with a studded whip because I accidentally mistook her for a male truck driver at the gas station."

"Crystal meth is a hell of a drug, it turned little Susie into a raging dyke-bat."

by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016