To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
by FenTheGoat December 10, 2023
Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.
by Big Guy LC June 07, 2023
A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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by Stonedirt November 08, 2017
1. A secret vampire who drinks RED and is non intellegent; instead of eating people, consumes goats and pizza crust dipped in rootbeer.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
2. One who cannot take craps unassisted.
3. One who is black, with white skin.
1. Person: How can you eat that? Only stoop-bagels eat like that!
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
2. Person: I cant go poop!
Other Person: Because your a stoop-bagel.
3. Person: Are you black or white?
Other Person: Im stoop-bagel.
by LaLaDolla April 24, 2009
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021