monkey bumps

the red bumps left behind by a women who used a dull razor to trim the bush

That chick was hot but she had some gnarly monkey bumps

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

burpese

The secret language between Jessica L. and Christina H. composed of the widest variety of belches known to man. This language is known to demasculinate any man within ear shot, which is about half a mile. Originated in Boone, NC.

Jessica: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp."
Christina: "Belllllllllllllllllllch Uh Brp."
Jessica: "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb bulllllp."
Observing Male: "Damn they burp like men...better than any man I've heard!!"

by A. Nanni Moose January 8, 2004

snuggle bumps

Its when you catch herpes.........not cool!!

Hey Ted, I heard that trick gave you some snuggle bumps.

by Kazel February 24, 2006

sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.

Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.

by dr.willow January 27, 2007

burp

Not so intelligent person, a slow, sloth like way of thought. Acting dumb/acting a fool, "The Slowskis"

Dude, you were such a fucking burp at that party last light. Some burp-ass fool cut me off on the road. When I am drunk I act like a real burp

by fushiabullet August 20, 2006

bups

An all-encompassing feeling of spiritual brotherhood with all objects, people and babies in your I-BE Area.

"Yes."
"Yes."
"Yes."
"Yes."
"Bups."
"...Bups."

by Tourtiere November 22, 2009

burls

short terms for burly: muscle-y,

Damn. Tim is so burls.

by aiesha February 6, 2005