waterproof picnic blanket

An obvious euphemism for an outdoor, wet-weather orgy.
Janet and Bill have invited us to a waterproof picnic blanket on Saturday. I said we'd go if we've got nothing on.
by L0lWh0t August 16, 2022
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Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
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Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"
by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 14, 2019
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Plague Blanket

When outsiders from a group unknowingly bring poorly misrepresented and antithetical ideas into an existing group that ultimately spread and help create subversion.
Nazbols are anathema to the right and are ultimately plague blankets.
by Gunguy August 14, 2022
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blanket dick

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then
by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024
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Pig in a blanket

When you shit in someone's pillowcase and wait for them to find out.
Derek smirked, " Yo, I gave this guy a pig in a blanket," Ethan revolts, " Yo what the hell man, that is so gross? "
by Arandomuserforreall February 16, 2023
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pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!
by Zero_X November 30, 2024
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