amazon basic

when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

by independent business owners November 20, 2020

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Basic

Someone who:
Drinks starbucks every day
lives at chipotle
probably has the latest iphone
straightens their hair even if its already straight
has thin af hair
follows all the trends
probably owns a james charles palette
has a wildflower case
only ever wears high waisted pants
owns 1234729+ pairs of black leggings
loves pink
takes pictures of everything she eats
owns SOMETHING marble
crop tops 4 life
takes so many selfies
thinks shes a photographer but actually puts a fliter over her picks

and last but not least....
denies shes basic

omg, Samantha has starbycks in one hand and her iphone x in the other. UGH! Sooooo basic

by Lollypoprover April 7, 2019

Basically I’m Gay

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness

Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours

by AngelFalls July 20, 2019

Basicitis

A disease that causes one to conform to suburban and conventional values; symptoms may include: never leaving your home town, wearing Michael Kors and Tori Burch, getting engaged to your high school sweetheart, and having pictures frames with etched phrases such as "Family", "Live Laugh Love", "if I know what love is, it is because of you"

Lauren was diagnosed with basicitis - she thinks NYC = Times Square and M&M World.

by Russell J June 23, 2018